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Title: 15 Euphamisims For Life
Tags: Life
Blog Entry: Although some of you may have heard these before, they're worth hearing again :           1) Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days                you're the statue           2) Always keep your words soft & sweet- just in case you                 have to eat them           3) Always READ something that'll make you look good if                you die in the middle of reading it.           4) Drive Carefully- Not only cars can be recalled by their                MAKER           5) If you can't be kind at least have the decency to be                 vague           6) If you lend someone $20 & never see them again, it was                worth it           7) It may be that your sole purpose in life is to be a                 warning to others           8) Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time or                 you won't have a leg to stand on           9) Noone cares if you don't dance well- just get up and                dance          10) Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird,                 sleep LATE          11) The second mouse gets the cheese          12) When everything's coming your way, you may be in                 the wrong lane          13) Birthday's are good for you- the more you have the                 longer you live          14) Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once          15) A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery                 on a detour