Title: 15 Euphamisims For Life
Tags: Life
Blog Entry: Although some of you may have heard these before, they're worth hearing again : 1) Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue 2) Always keep your words soft & sweet- just in case you have to eat them 3) Always READ something that'll make you look good if you die in the middle of reading it. 4) Drive Carefully- Not only cars can be recalled by their MAKER 5) If you can't be kind at least have the decency to be vague 6) If you lend someone $20 & never see them again, it was worth it 7) It may be that your sole purpose in life is to be a warning to others 8) Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time or you won't have a leg to stand on 9) Noone cares if you don't dance well- just get up and dance 10) Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep LATE 11) The second mouse gets the cheese 12) When everything's coming your way, you may be in the wrong lane 13) Birthday's are good for you- the more you have the longer you live 14) Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once 15) A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour
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