Yeah… he a ho, he not a pimp and he sure not a playa. HE’S A MUTHER FUCKING HO.
I’m so tired of society classifying men as pimps and playas because they done slept with 10 to 15 women too many....
If a female is classified a ho after opening her legs to 10 to 15 men too many then, bitch, a man is a ho / free giggalo after PUTTING HIS DICK IN BETWEEN 20 to 30 LEGS too many… just as well. (for all my slow people , you have two legs, thus the numbers 20 to 30)….. Just setting the record straight.....
So Im talking to Lady 22, and she’s just on top of the world. For a minute, she thought she was just lady 4, until she found out from a dear friend( I wonder who that could have been), she really lady 21, 22( and that’s just a guestimate, she might actually be lady 31, 32 but we’re not gonna hurt her feelings today.) she’s all mad because it seems like every woman she comes across done had a piece of her man, which is probably true, but what the fuck can she do. So me, being the real bitch that I am, simply threw out some real time facts at her.....
Would you still be with this nigga if he didn’t know how to slang his dick around? She remains silent like many females would. Would you even consider being with this nigga if he didn’t know what he was doing or if this nigga came up to you and said he was a virgin? Still I get no response. and I can see in her face she would be saying FUCK NO. And why would you not consider being with someone like that?... That ok, you don’t have to answer. Because you and I both know …..you like being with a good ho.....
If You ever wonder how he became such a good kisser just know, HE GOT THOSE TUTORIALS FROM LADIES 1-4.. * he was just starting to master the art then. ....
Remember that line he used on you, that had your panties so soaking wet that you thought for a minute you had a waterfall in between you legs, HE DROPPED THAT LINE ON LADY 5… HAS BEEN USING IT EVER SINCE THEN AND AS YOU CAN SEE… IT STILL HAS ITS SAME EFFECT.....
That thing he be doing with his tongue when he goes down on you, that have you yelling and praising the lord for such a wonderful creation, HE LEARNED THAT FROM LADY 12. ....
Yeah bitch, that thing he does with his hips when he grinding you that be having you climbing up the walls in the room, HE LEARNED THAT FROM LADY 15,....
You sure not about to leave this nigga, he hit hotspots YOU didn’t know you even had, SOMETHING HE LEARNED FROM LADIES 4, 13. 17, AND 20.....
You are so amused by the fact, that this nigga know so much shit about the female anatomy, and he has YET to step inside a college course of anatomy and physiology. THIS NIGGA SO GOOD HE PROBABLY CAN TEACH THE PROFESSOR A THING OR TWO. ....
So back to Lady 22, and for future reference to my other females out there, DON’T EVER ASK YOUR MAN HOW MANY WOMEN HE DONE SLEPT WITH. You will be very disappointed when he runs out of fingers and toes to count them all on. THAT’S INCLUDING YOURS. ....
So my dear Lady 22, enjoy your time as Lady 22. It may be the best sex you come across in a long time. ....
But if you two are ever to depart for any reason, please do a bitch a favor and slide his number to me….....
Yeap….....
You already know Bitch…. IM TRYING TO BE LADY 23.
You know what can help you swallow this? A spoon full of sugar. I hear it helps truth medicine go down!
- Poetically_I_Speak
